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  1. Results May Vary

From the album the Collected Works

Written, performed, and engineered by Bear E. Awesome at Big Sky Studio, Halls Harbour Nova Scotia.

Released March 20th, 2019

Lyrics

Results May Vary July 28, 2015

Enter at your own risk
on your way through this game called love
Terms and conditions to follow
Some restrictions apply
Subject to change without notice
Hot contents just might be hot
No rain checks
Harmful if swallowed
Applicants are standing by

Not exactly as shown
Viewer discretion is advised
Considered offensive by some
Skill testing questions required

I don’t care what it takes to find you
My earthbound Angel, my destined Queen
I ain’t scared by loves disclaimers
So here I am! Sign me up! I agree!

Slippery when wet
One size fits all
May contain traces of nuts
Please don’t try this at home
Objects in mirror are closer than they appear
Don’t look back, you future ain’t there
Enter at your own risk on way through this game called love


I don’t care how long it takes to find you
My earthbound Angel, my destined Queen
I ain’t scared by loves disclaimers

So here I am! Sign me up! I agree!